I woke up feeling slightly rough
To news that we had been cut off
Mark Zuckerberg had flexed his might
Deleted Daily Press’ site!
Because the feds want him to pay
For news he feeds off every day
The two Goliaths faced at dawn
Both kings on chess boards – but a pawn
As little as our IDP
Was cut off at the head and knee
And Ingham’s online rag was not
The only site that had been shot
Yes Nick Dametto roared in rage
The buggers had rubbed out his page!
Now politics I don’t endorse – though
Nicky has a lovely torso
But it was his lion heart
That made Mark Zuckerberg restart
His own page and the IDP
Go Nicky boy! That’s our MP!
So if young Nick you chance to see
Please buy the man a drink – or three!